thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

I’m taking swimming and it leaves my whole body sore.

I hate it.

But I love it.

laughing-treees:

this is important to remember
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
misscryptkeeper:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

THE HORRIFYING SHADOW OF HOPELESSNESS
Oh, hey look, I’m my own future!


Excuse Me America, It Is I, the One Who Leaves Passive Aggressive Post It Notes Everywhere

Somebody draw me a picture?  Please cheer me up?

cashtier:

when someone do a draw for u
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yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

onlyfollowingbecauseyourehot:

holocenery:

bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.


I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

incredible

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

"Ah, but bi girls are basically straight"
Second year Computer Science major